The Jackie and Sarah Sessions: Sex in the Supernatural
Welcome back to the Jackie and Sarah Sessions, where we publish the debates between our two obsessed Source staffers. Sarah's trying to get Jackie to watch Supernatural. One weapon in the arsenal? The guys are hot. Sarah uses a discussion of sex on Supernatural to try to lure Jackie into watching. Will it be enough?
Jackie: The Sourcies made me realize that Supernatural can be pretty hot. I mean, that Sam sex scene!
Jackie: man!
Sarah: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
Sarah: YES
Jackie: that was SO HOT
Sarah: Yeah, and the tragic thing is, Sam is NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX AGAIN
Sarah: Unless he starts using it as a weapon
Sarah: Because everyone he sleeps with? Dies
Sarah: Badly.
Sarah: Jess was a ceiling shish kabob, and Madison got put down like Ol' Yeller.
Jackie: geez. talk about taking the saying Sex Kills and making it literal!
Jackie: I mean, like people don't have enough issues about sex!
Sarah: I kind of hope they start using Sex with Sam as an alternative to Holy Water
Sarah: Really, it would be a public service for Sam to have as much sex as possible
Jackie: bwah!
Jackie: but only with evil creatures
Sarah: Right
Jackie: but then, would that be fair to Sam?
Sarah: Yeah, trying to care...
Sarah: not working
Jackie: hahahah
Sarah: Sam! Sex now!
Jackie: you just want more Sam sex scenes!
Jackie: you're so transparent
Sarah: There's that
Sarah: only if they serve the story, and are tastefully done..
Sarah: OK, that's such a lie
Sarah: Naked Sam, all the time!
Jackie: ok, what about Dean and women?
Sarah: Now Dean, he's the one who actually sleeps around
Jackie: he's kind of a ladies' man, right?
Jackie: does he at least sleep with mortals?
Sarah: Someone described him as a "happy, horny, heroic guy," and it fits
Sarah: Yeah, as far as we know he's just knocked boots with regular women
Sarah: Giving hope to regular women everywhere.
Sarah: We've only ever seen him in action once, in Route 666, and he was actually surprisingly tender.
Sarah: that was with a woman he'd actually been in love with.
Jackie: wow! Dean, in love?
Sarah: I know!
Jackie: wait, so Dean's reputation is more hearsay? he could just talk big, then.
Sarah: And no, I'm pretty sure Dean isn't just talk
Sarah: I think one of the eps this season has him visiting an old flame and finding a kid
Sarah: I have a feeling Dean's alleged loinfruit will turn out to be eeeeevil.
Sarah: Because god forbid these guys be happy.
Jackie: well, then there'd be no show.
Sarah: Oh, the ANGST in this show!
Jackie: brotherly angst!
Sarah: They do it so well
Jackie: maybe Sam can bond with the kid over being evil.
Jackie: imagine the resulting Plastic! Winchester scenes....
Sarah: Hee!
Will Sarah's enticement of sexy Supernatural boys be enough to get Jackie watching? We'll see. Next time, Sarah gets herself in trouble sharing her true feelings about John Winchester, and Jackie learns what really powers the show.
Comments
OMG, Spoiler warning next time!
*la la la pretending it's just conjecture and not fact about the Dean-child thing*
Totally with you on the P!W T ensuing scenes, tho.
Posted by: grrli | October 3, 2007 8:19 AM
Hah, fans need to chill a little? Yes, a spoiler warning would be nice. But in regards to the conversation being "shallow". They're just fangirling, like we ALL do. If you read the previous conversation you know that both Jackie and Sarah are aware that the show is very deep and whatnot.
We have a premiere in two days guys....let's just be happy.
Posted by: Siara | October 2, 2007 4:32 PM
Bah... I enjoy the discussions!
People are a bunch of whiners... these discussions are all in fun... leave it at that... quit complaining.
I sometimes feel like the supernatural fandom is full of people who just like to whine about everything!
Be happy! We have a 3rd season, people like our show and the guys are great... smile a little... It'll make you feel better!
Posted by: Anneabell | October 2, 2007 11:37 AM
I agree with Emily...
Posted by: azerty | October 2, 2007 5:36 AM
Jackie, Sarah... you should know better by now... kindly place a SPOILER WARNING at the beginning of this. There are many fans who don't want to be spoiled at all and it wasn't fair to just throw it out there to them. (I'm a spoiler-freak so it didn't bother me, but I know many who are avoiding it all).
As for you discussion... meh... but oh well, whatever works to get another person watching.
Posted by: Mousitsa | October 2, 2007 12:43 AM
If you're trying to help the show get more viewers having idiot girls 'discuss' (more like someone is writing out a dialogue for them) these 'issues' isn't really working.
Posted by: gabby | October 1, 2007 10:07 PM
You know the thing I like about this show so much is that it's NOT all about sex and romance. So many shows concentrate on that but this one concentrates on the relationship between the brothers. Sorry but this whole conversation just felt like a shallow turn-off to me. This is supposed to be helping promote the show and get people to watch? I get pissed off every time I see interviewers for the boys concentrate so heavily on their good looks instead of their talent so it doesn't exactly help the cause on sites like this.
Posted by: Brian | October 1, 2007 7:14 PM
Sarah I love you to pieces I just want you to know. I couldnt stop laughing through out this whole thing. !!!!
Posted by: Roxanne | October 1, 2007 6:22 PM
thanks for spoiling me literally days before the season starts =/
Posted by: Anonymous | October 1, 2007 4:58 PM
'Atta girl , Sarah, keep it up!
Posted by: Siara | October 1, 2007 3:01 PM
honestly....these little "discussions" are shallow....and a little pointless as they tell us almost nothing new about the show....
Posted by: Emily | October 1, 2007 2:03 PM